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October 7, 2056
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

August 17, 2067
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Drowning (15%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Loneliness (6%)



12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

January 25, 2056
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (43%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Loneliness (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

pffff zoveel kanker...
liever verdrinking of zo dan..
of crash in een of andere snellen bak

October 2, 2050
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%) :D

August 2, 2051
at the age of 68 years old

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (36%)
Cancer (21%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)


Maar 68.... :(

March 2, 2054
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)


Kan ik mee leven :D

November 30, 2027
At the age of 62 years old


on that date you will most likely die from

Cancer 26%
Suicide 15%
Third Degree Burns 14%
Contagious Disease 7 %
Alcoholism 7%
Heart Attack 5%
Horrible Accident 5%
Homicide 5%

alé ik mag momenteel als eerste gaan :s

February 8, 2058
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (36%)
Cancer (17%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)

March 7, 2072
at the age of 86 years old.

Voor ik de test doe...

Ik heb altijd geweten dat ik zal sterven op mijn 40ste... dus nog 5 jaar te gaan. Toch maar eens de test gaan doen, denk ik.

Allez, test gedaan.

December 22, 2038
at the age of 71 years old.

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (24%)
Homicide (13%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Nog al goed dat ik 31 extra jaren krijg. Kwestie dat ik al mijn kits nog kan geplekt krijgen. :D

August 10, 2024
at the age of 43 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (6%)


eum... auto-fellatio? zo zielig ben ik nu ook weer nie zenne...
Voor de rest, ziet er nie goe uit... :(

Da heeft hier nog al eens gestaan, ma kom:

September 11, 2053
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Electrolysis (17%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

February 10, 2073
at the age of 90 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Horrible Accident (20%)
Cancer (19%)
Drowning (9%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)


==>
90 jaar .... nie slecht

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)


? Uitleg graag, airco ? :D

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June 24, 2060
at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

pfffff, 74.........das nog meer dan 40 jaar depaddock lezen ;)

May 21, 2049
at the age of 74 years old
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%) Zie ik wel zitten, samen met RAEL in een vette Lambo of Ferrari de ruimte in.
Alcoholism (7%)

November 20, 2055
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Homicide (5%)